Thelma and Louise Syndrome
Rented a cherry red convertible T-Bird, gotta a good map a full tank of gas and we are hittin' the road this weekend!
Last weekend we left at 11 pm and decided to see how far we could go until daylight. What a road trip! Washington DC (daylight), damn I'm hungry and Thelma looks like SHIT! Im not asking her what I look like cuz I FEEL like !@$#^! Stopped at a little gas station with a restroom outside, went inside, put on some makeup, changed clothes and came out looking like million dollars. Apparently the gas station attendents thought we looked pretty good, so good in fact that they asked how much we charged. haha Then we went to a musician friends house which is a total luxury palace. So we walk in and the entire band was crashed out all over the house and both Thelma and I found the men we were in search of. Woke up about 12:30 that evening, found some food, took a shower, put on more makeup and gave the guys a kiss goodby and were on the road again.
It's Louise's turn to throw the map in the air and choose the next direction. Rained all night on us but Thelma had some good herbs that apparently kept us dry and oh yeah... happy too! Thelma and I crashed at a rest area luckily I had remenbered to bring my 38 just in case anyone got stupid thoughts concerning us. Thelma packs a stun gun, since all the guys tell her she is stunning, she has had to prove just how stunning a couple of times! Glad we loaded the cooler with plenty of OJ and vodka for breakfast, and picked up some rice cakes at the last convenience store.
So, we are headed west now and the laptop is about to die so gotta charge it up and do some serious driving, will update you all on our new blog when the laptop is better charged. Until next time pray for Thelma and Louise.
Last weekend we left at 11 pm and decided to see how far we could go until daylight. What a road trip! Washington DC (daylight), damn I'm hungry and Thelma looks like SHIT! Im not asking her what I look like cuz I FEEL like !@$#^! Stopped at a little gas station with a restroom outside, went inside, put on some makeup, changed clothes and came out looking like million dollars. Apparently the gas station attendents thought we looked pretty good, so good in fact that they asked how much we charged. haha Then we went to a musician friends house which is a total luxury palace. So we walk in and the entire band was crashed out all over the house and both Thelma and I found the men we were in search of. Woke up about 12:30 that evening, found some food, took a shower, put on more makeup and gave the guys a kiss goodby and were on the road again.
It's Louise's turn to throw the map in the air and choose the next direction. Rained all night on us but Thelma had some good herbs that apparently kept us dry and oh yeah... happy too! Thelma and I crashed at a rest area luckily I had remenbered to bring my 38 just in case anyone got stupid thoughts concerning us. Thelma packs a stun gun, since all the guys tell her she is stunning, she has had to prove just how stunning a couple of times! Glad we loaded the cooler with plenty of OJ and vodka for breakfast, and picked up some rice cakes at the last convenience store.
So, we are headed west now and the laptop is about to die so gotta charge it up and do some serious driving, will update you all on our new blog when the laptop is better charged. Until next time pray for Thelma and Louise.
posted by Luscious Lou @ 1:53 PM
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